What happens in the bedroom?

25 May

 

In my opinion the so called ‘bedroom tax’ is the most pernicious and terrible idea that has come about in the last 15 years.  I read some time ago that Ian Duncan-Smith, who is undoubtedly a well meaning, decent and highly intelligent and accomplished individual, had been researching and doing in-depth studies into the welfare system with a view of overhauling it for the good of everyone.  I respect his abilities and ideas.

Which is why it’s so astonishing that he’s brought in this new tax that has been rolled out in several boroughs, and will presumably become ubiquitous very soon.

A friend, who is currently unemployed, lives alone in a flat that has two bedrooms.  She is at rock bottom financially and has been told that her housing benefit is being reduced (effectively charging her a tax) by £17 a week.  £17 a week, when you have literally no money to spare, is, frankly, impossible to find.  With thousands of people in the same impossible situation it wouldn’t surprise me if many of them chuck morals out of the window and embark on any kind of illegal activity they can to bridge the gap.  And I wouldn’t blame them.  What else can they do?

Okay, the idea in principle: that people in council accommodation that have more space than they actually need, should move into somewhere smaller, is one point of view, albeit a cruel one.  That, presumably, was the original intention of the legislation. Even allowing for the fact that it is surely cruel and wicked to expect someone to give up the home they’ve lived in for years, the cold hard and relevant reality is that in many areas (perhaps most) there simply is not the option to move into somewhere smaller.  So local authorities tell a council house tenant that they have to find extra money every week if they stay where they are – their other option, presumably, to sleep in the street.

I have heard otherwise apparently highly plausible radio presenters on LBC saying, quite seriously, to callers to their programme “What are you worrying about?  All you have to do is let a room!”  For heaven’s sake, no one wants to let a room in their own home, unless it’s of their own free choice.  Most people value their privacy, and why shouldn’t they?  To be railroaded into taking a stranger into your home, your only refuge in times of trouble, is the ultimate indignity.  And if you are unemployed, having to go through the indignity of declaring every penny you earn to the authorities, you would have to declare this ‘rent’ anyway, and presumably your income would be reduced accordingly.

It makes me angry when I hear fatuous rich people in lovely rewarding jobs, mouthing on about how good working is for you, and that if you are unemployed it would ‘do you good’ to get into the habit of employment.  I have had long periods of unemployment in my life, and I can tell you that going into the job centre to sign on is the most horrible, miserable, ghastly experience you can have.   I loathe the kind of people who say that ‘I have never been unemployed.  If I was I would be  parking meter attendant, do cleaning, do anything at all rather than sign on.’  I bet.  Perhaps they have never faced the indignity of having to do a ‘restart course’ (as it was called years ago), when you are told how to go to a library and find a book, how to prepare e a CV, and how to be ‘motivated’.  Most people want to work in order not to have financial worries and to have the lifestyle they enjoy, and they want to do a job that suits their intellect, their interests and also so as to have the company of like-minded people.  Above all to have the things they want in life, and to have a measure of freedom.

More to the point, I would also guess that the majority of people in council accommodation are in employment anyway.  Perhaps doing hard, low paid jobs that they heartily dislike, for long long hours.  Or part-time work in reasonably paid jobs, because there simply is no full time work in their field. I met a man in Staples who told me that because the branch of Staples where he worked full time had closed he was taking any work he could: in his case part-time work in another branch of the retail store.  He was being hit with having to pay an extra £20 a week.  I am sure this is the kind of situation replicated all over the country, to people with families, who are doing the utmost to get by.

Kicking people when they are down is degrading and disgusting, and anyone who has hardly any money needs help, encouragement and support, not to have a splinter of terror inserted underneath their fingernails.  Your home is your home, whether it’s owned by the council, a private landlord or your great-great-great grandfather in 1700.  It’s the place where you ought to be able to feel safe.

It’s time for the government to have some compassion and to face the reality of their mistake.  If Mr Cameron does not see sense soon the ‘bedroom tax’ will be for him what the council tax was for Mrs Thatcher.  His downfall.

Generally I like Mr Cameron, and on the whole I support what he’s doing. Let’s hope he realises that this is possibly the biggest mistake of his coalition government, before the people who have no voice are defended by those that have.

Because the French revolution was not started by those that had nothing.  It was begun by the middle classes who cared for those at the bottom who had no bread.

Second class citizens in a warm cosy club

22 May

I’ve been trying to sell my two books, Rock’n’Roll Suicide viewBook.at/B009XA5SQ4   and Doppelganger viewBook.at/B00B6U64B2  (both on Kindle for 77p) for around 6 months now, and I feel as if I’ve been blundering around in the control cabin of an old steam train, trundling along on an interminable journey that never seems to end.

I started off thinking lower the price – even try doing the free (KDP) offer, just get the first book out there, the more people see it the better my chances of it catching on.  And it was rewarding, because lots of people seem to like the first, and the second book , I’m building up good reviews (and one resoundingly bad one that Amazon put right at the top of the am.uk page as a comparison).  The reality is though that it seems as if you can only get so far and there’s a kind of ceiling you can’t break through.  I don’t mind admitting that I’ve sold very few copies – what’s the point in lying?  I’ve heard that lots of other people are seeing low sales too.  Whether it’s because of the recession, or maybe there are just so many people out there doing it and there’s such competition I don’t know.

My idea of the Jack Lockwood Diaries http://jacklockwood.wordpress.com/  seemed as if it might be a way of selling the books: I write a short story every now and again, put it on the blog and hope people like it, and be inspired to buy one of the books because they like the character.  John Locke’s book (How I sold a million copies on Kindle) gave me this idea of creating a ‘brand’ around a character.  And I like doing it – there’s not so much work involved as writing a complete book.  But do I have lots of followers?  No.  I have 11.

But aside from all the effort and enthusiasm, I get the feeling that us independent authors – or maybe a more honest way of putting it is ‘authors who can’t get a publisher or agent’ – are viewed as second class citizens in the publishing world.  The successful Dan Browns are out there really doing it, and we are trying this, trying that, helping push each other’s books on twitter.  But as writers we are still treated as second class citizens, and it seems sad, when so many independent authors are clever, talented and really good writers.  What’s even more relevant is, we are like wanders in a storm: some of us probably need editorial guidance to improve the work, which we’d get if professionally published, but we go ahead and put out our work, and someone ‘in the business’ might easily spot snags that could easily be eradicated and improve the product.  But we are all on our own, having a go, like architect, builder’s labourer and planner building an office block, with no rule book to guide us and no one to help.

Of course lots of people are doing it for vanity.  Some are doing it purely for fun.  But I’m doing it because I like telling stories, I’m sure that if I could only reach a certain type of reader, I could give up my other work and make enough from writing to do it all the time – not a fortune, not riches, just enough to live on.  This is probably what we all aim for, and let’s hope some of us achieve it.

A very unexpected thing that had happened in all this ‘adventure’ is meeting via twitter so very many kind, generous, lively and helpful people, who genuinely want to help me and other people by doing nice reviews, offering encouragement and support, and sharing their journeys and experiences.  It’s nice to feel that if you’re on a long journey, at least you’re not alone, and I must say the company is the best you could ask for.  Like the person (you know who you are) who has spent ages giving me lots of helpful advice and suggestions of what approaches to take, who to follow etc etc, when I was new to it all, and still helps me out if I have a problem.  Or the other twitter friend (who I’ve now met and is a ‘real life’ friend) who spent ages telling me about the formatting process, pitfalls and mistakes to avoid.  Or the friend who is famous for championing other writers’ work, who produces a newsletter and gives as much help as she can to anyone who needs it, and has helped me particularly.  And the many other twitter friends in the UK and in other countries, who offer nice words and praise and make me feel as if people enjoy what I’m doing and it makes it all worthwhile.  Following blogs is something I never even knew about but now I do it and it’s very interesting.

The generosity and kindness of twitter active writers is incredible.  Other writers want their work to succeed, but it seems that they’re; keen for you to succeed too, there’s no competitive spirit, just mutual support.  Many people catch sight of someone  who’s doing a free offer and go  all out to help them if they can – I certainly do.

So we might all be second class citizens when it comes to the world of professional writing.

But we are in a warm cosy international club.

Rock’n'Roll Suicide, first chapter here

10 Apr

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Gary Henry (on twitter find him at @literaryGary), author of the great AMERICAN GODDESSES (http://amzn.to/10DZwNb) reminded me that I put the first chapter of DOPPELGANGER on my blog, so I’m doing the same here with the first Jack Lockwood Mystery.

Here it is

Chapter One

CRACKERJACK

Maggi O’Kane was beautiful, talented and dead. In the 1970s her high-octane rock performances were toe-tappingly gritty, with primeval thumping riffs that could tear you apart. Yet, astonishingly, she was also a musical virtuoso, writing and performing some of the most sensitive and soulful ballads I’ve ever heard. But on the 20th of November 1980 she murdered her band and killed herself, and her violent end, I later discovered, was inextricably linked to that of John Lennon, gunned down in New York just twelve days previously.

What made her do it? Nobody knows. But I was determined to find out.

It was why I’d pitched up at The Mansh in the drizzly twilight of that November day in 2008, dragging my sleeping gear from the car along with my meagre carrier bags of provisions. Gillingham Hall, to use the building’s official title, was the large dilapidated mansion where, almost 30 years ago, four people had lost their lives, apparently following a week-long binge of drinking and drug taking. They were Alistair Norbury, lead guitar and Maggi’s partner and father of her child, bad-boy bass player Ben Frensham, Duncan Macrae on drums, and finally lead singer and all-round attention-magnet Maggi.

Tragically, her killing spree was what Maggi was mainly remembered for – to most people her wonderful music was an afterthought, underrated and forgotten, tainted as it was by her final rampage. I’d listened for hours to her rock chants and gentle melodies, read everything I could find about her and watched the few videos that survived, and I had a large poster of her face pinned up on the wall above my desk. I suppose you could say I was becoming obsessed with her. They had warned me at the hospital about avoiding obsessions, apparently it’s one of the warning signs, an indication that an ex-psychiatric patient might spiral back into a breakdown. But I had a lid on it, I told myself. It was work.

That day in 1980 had been, according to what I’d read, unseasonably sunny, but cold. I tried and tried to picture the scene at The Mansh: musicians cranky, warming themselves beside the roaring log fires, cars and vans in the drive, sexual rivalries and fierce arguments, even fights. I’d heard rumours that, amongst others, the Rolling Stones and their friend, the arcane Teutonic beauty Anita Pallenberg, had been regular guests, but dates and times were hard to establish. There were also suggestions of black magic séances, drug taking and the most astounding sexual couplings imaginable. But nothing you could pin down, no actual facts.

Standing in the weed-infested circular front drive I surveyed the faded beauty of this Georgian monstrosity: a large sprawling pile that was at the beginning of its end. Holes in the roof, nasty yellow plywood lozenges over the windows, and plants sprouting from the lower brickwork. A couple of tenners dropped into the sweaty palm of Alf Morris, surely Bath Council Parks Department’s most disconsolate employee, had earnt me keys for the main gates and the front door, and his urgent imprecation: “For Gawd’s sake don’t do any damage, lock up after yourself and get these buggers back to me by Monday afore anyone notices.”

My grand idea to come to the place first took root when I’d read about the goings on: the orgies, the drug taking, the cream of musical talent of the seventies who used the place like a second home. Apparently Eric Clapton, George Harrison, Peter Gabriel and plenty of others were supposed to have jammed around, got high, and made music in the rooms of the grand building, but nothing had been confirmed.

I thought once again about the opening words of the final chapter of my forthcoming book, Crash and Burn – rock stars who died too young:

On the sunny winter’s morning of 20 December 1980 Maggi O’Kane assembled her partner and the remaining two members of her band together in the rehearsal room of ‘The Mansh’ and shot them all, using the assault rifle she’d produced from the plush leather box that usually contained her custom-built Gretsch guitar. Then she took her father’s old army pistol, inserted its barrel into her mouth and pulled the trigger, leaving the brains that forged the hits Crazy Without You and Hard Times in Seattle plastered across the wall behind her.

No one knows what caused Maggi’s crazy aberration. In fact everyone said that she was a kind, well balanced person, whose zest for life and sheer human warmth attracted inevitable comparisons with Lulu, whose career in so many ways mirrored her own, albeit that Maggi’s style was much more raunchy hardcore rock. Everyone liked her, she was successful, she had a partner and a young child; in fact she had everything to live for.

So why did she do it?

To find some reasons I had to delve a little deeper into the distant past to establish just what was going in her life in those seemingly happy-go-lucky days before it happened…

The trouble was, ‘delving a little deeper’ was proving much harder than I’d imagined.

Elucidating facts about the circumstances of the events seemed virtually impossible. All the witnesses to the 28-year-old occurrence were also apparently victims, and those who had known them were hard to trace. The only things I had to draw on were newspaper and police reports of the time, which stuck to the bare facts, and I was desperate to dig up some new angle, some new take on those terrible events. Maybe it was arrogance that drove me, perhaps I was vain enough to think that psychologist and fledgling writer Dr Jack Lockwood had to blaze a literary trail with his first epic, and that trawling over old ground and regurgitating other people’s accounts wasn’t good enough for me. Arrogance or stubbornness, I’m not sure which. Maybe both.

But it was more than that. When I looked at Maggi’s face, with her long mane of dark hair and large expressive eyes, she seemed to be crying out to me “I didn’t do it! I swear I didn’t do it!”. But believing that she couldn’t have done such a monstrous thing was flying in the face of the facts, and I knew from bitter past experience that facts can’t always be your friends.

I’d wandered past the mansion, down a path and into Gillingham Woods more out of curiosity than anything, lured by the denseness of the branches, the darkness that closed in on you the moment you entered, reminding me of childhood fairy stories about witches and wolves. I walked to clear my head, to remind myself I was no longer under psychiatric supervision and was free to go wherever I wanted. And I went on walking until my legs ached, it had started raining and I’d scratched my cheek on some overhanging branches. As I peered through a gap in the trees I could just make out the mansion in the distance, realising that all this land was once part of the huge Gillingham Park Estate that had encompassed a number of farms and cottages as well as the big house, Gillingham Hall, re-christened The Mansh by Maggi, who had bought it way back in 1969.

As the rain trickled down between my collar and my neck and I stumbled through the undergrowth back to the house, I thought about Maggi. She’d been one of the true pioneers, one of the very few woman rock stars in the days when male rockers were the norm, as indeed they still are now. She was perhaps one of the first exponents of ‘girl power’ before the phrase had been in use, not that Maggi’s phenomenal personality and zest for life could ever be packaged into any kind of cliché. In my opinion she had been a musical genius, and it seemed she was contented with her success. She partied hard and lived life to excess, but what was unusual about that? Crucially, the conventional explanation of an excess of drink and drugs was something that would surely inhibit rather than encourage the ghastly scenario that had occurred. What’s more, despite today’s girl gangs in inner cities, it’s still relatively rare for a woman to commit crimes of violence, even rarer for a female to use firearms. Yet the facts were incontrovertible. It had happened. Everyone said so.

The brief for Crash and Burn was to assess circumstances and reasons for a number of rock stars’ untimely deaths from the 60s to the 90s, utilising my knowledge and experience gained as a Behavioural Investigative Adviser, a role I was temporarily ‘resting’ from. And guess what? Against all the odds I actually did manage to find that new angle that nobody else knew about, but, just like the curse of the monkey’s paw, I wish now that I hadn’t. Maggi’s death, I discovered, was linked with that of John Lennon, though to my knowledge the pair never met. Much later I discovered that both in their way were victims, but finding the link proved to be one of the hardest projects I’ve ever faced.

I’d spent three years working as a Behavioural Investigative Adviser with police forces around the country on high profile murder cases, achieving a modicum of success. I’d endured the opprobrium of plenty of officers, shrugged off my jeering nickname ‘Crackerjack’ (a reference to Robbie Coltrane’s British TV profiler series Cracker), all the while doing my job, which was to be a supportive part of the investigating team. Criminal profiling was the old fashioned term, perhaps replaced by the more punchy acronym BIA because in the early days profilers had made embarrassing and appalling mistakes. But almost two years ago, just when the profession was beginning to garner some professional credibility and I’d begun to forge a decent career, I’d made some serious misjudgements about a case, leading to horrendous consequences. I’d ended up in a psychiatric hospital as a result of a brush with death at the hands of Edward Van Meer, who’d held me captive for two days and had been within a whisker of completing his plan to kill me after hours of torture. Until I could convince the powers-that-be to renew my ‘ACPO Approved’ status – ACPO meaning the Association of Chief Police Officers – no police force in the country would employ me, so until that day arrived I had to earn money some other way.

It had been serendipity that my friend Ken Taylor happened to be an editor at Figaro Publications, a publishing house that specialised in celebrity biographies and true crime. It’s an odd thing the way when you’re in trouble, friends who you haven’t seen for years pop up and help you, yet people whom you considered to be close allies suddenly can’t find the time for your company. So it had been with Ken, whom I hadn’t seen since my schooldays. Since the parting of our ways, when he went to university and I became a jobbing builder, our lives had taken totally different directions. But when he’d read about my troubles in The Alleynian, Dulwich College’s old boys’ school magazine, Ken had got back in touch, and, ever since then, he’d been my rock. Ken had not only commissioned the book, but had actually suggested the idea to me in the first place. Working with lovable Ken, who had a penchant for showing you pictures of his twins, Hazel and Anthony, and an ever-ready laugh that made his multiple chins quiver like jelly, had been a delight, in stark contrast to my relationship with my current editor at Figaro, Giles Mander. Ken knew that after my year of troubles, what I needed was to get my teeth into a project.

Ken had suggested I visit the place where the massacre had occurred. Yes, I thought, why not? Maybe I’d be able to choreograph Maggi’s actions in that same room where it had happened, or, if I was exceptionally lucky, perhaps there might even be something left behind, some tiny clue that no one had noticed?

You’d never think that this mansion, with its now abandoned swimming pool and extensive grounds, was allegedly where George Harrison had jammed for weeks with friends in the seventies, or where Maggi O’Kane’s group ‘Border Crossing’ wrote and recorded their eponymous iconic album. Between 1970 and 1980 The Mansh was used for recording no less than 200 top-selling vinyl albums. In those days it had been grand and beautiful.

I managed to get the front door lock to undo, and swung the creaking paint-cracked timber backwards into the cave-like interior. Inside there was only darkness and cobwebs, a chink of the dirty dregs of daylight blinking at the edge of the boarded window on the landing. The promise of a raft of scintillating rock-star memories tingling through the ether was what I’d been hoping for, but all I got was a vast yawning maw of emptiness and the all pervading aroma of rot and fusty damp.

I pondered on my completed chapters. Brian Jones of the Rolling Stones had been found dead in his swimming pool in strange circumstances, whereas Keith Moon, of The Who, had deliberately driven his Rolls Royce into one, and years later taken too many pills, either deliberately or in error. The great Jimi Hendrix had died of an accidental drugs overdose, while Kurt Cobain had committed suicide with a shotgun. Talented, brilliant and tragic Nick Drake, described once as one of the most talented songwriters of the decade, had overdosed on amitriptyline. They were universally celebrated musicians, some of them with the status of sex gods, all of them famous, even 40 years on. Research had taken me to California and the Caribbean as well as all over Europe, including Père Lachaise cemetery in Paris, where Jim Morrison of The Doors was buried not far from the grave of Oscar Wilde and that of Edith Piaf, which struck me as particularly apposite for such a trio of creative people. And John Lennon had been gunned down by Mark David Chapman in front of witnesses. But, surprisingly, it was the death of one of the least famous of my subjects, Maggi O’Kane, that the book was to hinge upon, and at the time I had no idea that my investigations were going to spring alive a new conspiracy theory surrounding John Lennon’s murder, as well as a fresh wave of deaths, almost including my own.

The usual assumption, of course, was that Maggi was off her head on coke, speed, alcohol, heroin or all four. True, people act strangely when under those influences, but they don’t usually act out of character to that extent. From what I’d gleaned from the police papers about the incident, Maggi O’Kane appeared to be the kind of killer who’d snapped into homicidal madness all at once, in contrast to the more usual mass murderers who effectively ‘slow burn’ over a considerable period, nursing grievances galore and leaking aggression, giving those around them a period of warning. There was no reason to suppose she was capable of such a monstrous killing spree, yet the police enquiry was in no doubt of her guilt. Where had she got the weapons and ammunition from? If she was a spur-of-the-moment type of killer, then surely obtaining the killing tools in advance was out of character?

Another reason for coming here, to The Mansh, was an attempt to get close to the atmosphere of those far off 1970s days I’d read about. Tomorrow I planned to make sketches, take some photographs, try and get a grip on the layout of the rooms, find out where the studios had been, take a look at what was left of the swimming pool, reputed to be the scene of sexual acrobatics of the most amazing kind.

However, looking at the building now, with the dirty drizzle spattering through the gap-tiled roof, a patch of rot chewing up the floor and plaster hanging off the vast hall wall, it seemed a long way from those crazy madcap days of sex, drugs and rock’n’roll. After the massacre, Gillingham Hall had been empty for a long time, no prospective owner wanting to have anything to do with the scene of such a horrific event. Then a religious group brought it as a commune, but after a short time, as if infected by The Mansh’s curse, the commune went bankrupt and vacated the place, then no one would buy it. As a listed building the requisite repairs would have been prohibitively expensive, and, for the same reason, no one was allowed to pull it down. It had finally been compulsorily purchased by the council, their initial idea being to convert it to an old people’s home; however the finances were not forthcoming. And with no electrics, sewage or mains water, Gillingham Hall was not an attractive prospect for squatters.

And of course there’d been the crazies too. The devil-worshipping group who broke in one night and held a black mass, the kids who went there as a dare and swore they saw the ghosts. In 1730 it had been built as the central heart of a number of surrounding farms. When the last of the owning family died in 1939, it remained unsold and fell into disrepair until Maggi bought it in 1969 and refurbished it, enthusing it with rock-star glamour, establishing one of the few independent recording studios in England at the time. However The Mansh had never been run on commercial lines, the musicians who worked there with Maggi were her friends and colleagues, it was her personal fiefdom. That’s what made the massacre all the harder to understand.

A couple of hours later I was trying to get warm in my sleeping bag, listening to the drumming of a particularly savage downpour of rain on the plywood windows, wondering if my car would be stuck in a muddy quagmire in the morning. I’d climbed the elaborate sweeping staircase and found this, the largest room at the front, which appeared to be the most amenable, known I guessed, as the one described as the ‘orgy room’.

There were high ceilings with elaborate carvings, a hole in the wall where there’d obviously been a huge fireplace and boarded-up windows. A stink of damp and mould and woodrot. Mouse droppings and spiders’ webs. About as erotic as an ear infection.

Eventually I managed to fall asleep, and began to dream about the holiday.

Ken Taylor and I had gone to Cornwall as rehabilitation after my ghastly experiences in St Michael’s psychiatric hospital. Ken had suggested the fishing break in Mousehole (pronounces Mowsell, as the locals informed me) as relaxing therapy, and his wife hadn’t objected to being left with their twins. Ken and I had reminisced about old times and relaxed in a way we hadn’t done since school. Bearded swarthy Nikki Prowse had owned the fishing launch MARY KENNY, and become a friend of ours, and he’d taken us out and lent us rods, shared his tales of his Cornish ancestors who were cutthroats and smugglers, while the sun beat down on the foaming waves and we waited in vain for the fish to bite.

But I wasn’t dreaming about Nikki, or even Ken. I was dreaming about Nikki’s sister Miranda, whom I’d got to know well one afternoon while Ken was away touring the ruins of an ancient church. Tall blonde Miranda’s shy smile had captivated me from the moment I’d first met her, and now I was dreaming that she actually had turned up on our final day as she’d promised. We’d seen each other for three evenings running, and yet, on that final day, she stood me up without a word. Now, in my dream, she was running towards me from a distance, shouting, but I couldn’t hear her words. I couldn’t make out why she was so upset, why she appeared to be weeping and imploring me to listen, or what exactly she was trying to tell me so earnestly.

I woke up in a sweat, re-living my disappointment when she hadn’t appeared on our final day, as she’d promised. It was only afterwards that things made sense, when Nikki told me about the married man she’d been seeing, how she’d been talking about going away with him, and that, of course, had explained her sudden departure, at the same time as that of the boyfriend, who’d simultaneously abandoned his wife and family. Although I’d been divorced a year, my marriage had effectively ended two years before that, and ever since I’d been looking for a serious girlfriend. I’d planned to ask Miranda if I could see her on a regular basis, and I’d hoped she might agree, but it wasn’t to be. Her betrayal was another setback to my delicate mental state, another disappointment I had to face. But as always at that time, it was Ken who had dragged me out of my depression. That was when we’d cooked up the idea of Crash and Burn, on the long drive back to London, while Ken kept moaning about the beloved St Christopher’s medal that had belonged to his grandfather that he’d lost: we worked out that he must have dropped it into the sea on our last fishing trip. Ken’s loss of the family heirloom apart, the prospect of interesting paid work had snapped me out of my gloom on our journey back to London, given me something to look forward to.

My next dream was much more disconcerting. I was here, in this house, and I was observing those 1980 events. Seeing Maggi O’Kane emerge from somewhere at the back of the hallway with the guitar case, place it on the floor, take out the assault weapon, lift it and fire. Chaos was everywhere: screaming and shouting, people tumbling down as they died. But thankfully my dream ended before Maggi had committed her final act, her suicide.

The crashing noise woke me up. Footsteps, outside on the stairs.

* * * *

Lying there, heartbeat cranked up high. Darkness. Apart from the splinter of moonlight that cast a ragged splinter of light along the ruined ceiling.

Muzzy headed, I leapt out of bed and ran to the doorway. In time to see the moonlight illuminating the man running downstairs.

Yes, I tell you, I did see him!

The short man in the smart suit I’d seen so many times before.

This time, I resolved to catch him, if only to prove that he wasn’t a figment of my imagination.

I ran downstairs, keeping him in sight, watched him stumble at the bottom of the treads, then career towards the front door and pull it open. I tripped and fell down the last few stairs, spread-eagling in the hallway. Scrambled up from my hands and knees. But by the time I’d tumbled out of the front door I just managed to see his figure vanishing into the distance, melting into the landscape, swallowed up by the pouring rain. Barefooted, I stood outside, staring after him, mud oozing between my toes.

For all the world, it had looked like Edward Van Meer, the man I knew was behind bars. My brush with death at Van Meer’s hands was what had caused my breakdown in the first place, and, since I was now seeing him everywhere, it seemed as if I hadn’t recovered yet. Yet I wasn’t acting abnormally in any other way, so, I reasoned, there had to be some rational explanation for the man’s appearance. Of course Van Meer hated me for what had happened, and he’d told me, in one long rambling letter smuggled out of Broadmoor, that he longed to see me dead. But he was in prison, not here on the outskirts of Bath.

So was I heading for another breakdown?

I came back into the large hallway, pondering on the dream that I’d been so abruptly woken from.

Something in the dream was nagging at me. Some detail that the recreation of the scene I’d pictured so many times had inspired me to think of in a different way, the brain’s computer shuffling the facts and images, rearranging them in another semblance of order, perhaps a more logical one. Then I remembered.

A door.

That was it.

In all the reports about the accident that no one alive had actually witnessed, the professionals’ assumption was that Maggi had appeared from the door to the cellar with her guitar case containing the weapon, then stooped down to open it, beside that same cellar door, and then shot everyone from there.

However the only door that corresponded to what I’d imagined to be the cellar door I’d seen when I came in, was securely shut and locked when I’d tried it. Was there something beyond there that was worth looking at?

Sleep was impossible now, so I went back upstairs and picked up the powerful torch, pulled on jeans and a tee shirt and my trainers, and returned to the main hallway. Here there was more moonlight coming through the chinks in the plywood blocking the windows, and I went over to the locked door. I tried it again, but it was firmly shut. So I went outside to my Volvo estate car and took a crowbar and club hammer from the boot, returning to attack the locked door.

Hammering the chisel end of the crowbar into the gap, I exerted some leverage and after a while the old timber splintered and gave way. It swung backwards on its rusty hinges with a groan. I shone the torch ahead. A couple of feet in from the doorstep I could see some steps leading down. I moved forwards and began to descend, my yellow cone of torchlight shimmering around the walls.

The last thing I remember was feeling the blow to the back of my head.

I must have been out cold for some time. The throbbing pain made my vision blur. Someone had obviously crept up behind and slugged me with a heavy object, and I’d fallen down to the bottom of this shaft. Who could have done it? Who even knew that I was here? Clearly the man I’d chased earlier on had returned.

Shifting carefully, checking arm and leg movements, to my relief I appeared to be uninjured. The torch was unbroken, but its pathetic yellow glimmer told me its batteries were nearly flat. I was surrounded by the cheesy smell of damp stone, and soggy soil was under my fingertips – it looked as if the soft landing had saved me from injury. As I felt around with my fingers, I wondered how hard it was going to be to climb back to freedom. I stopped when my hand encountered something hard: a ledge of stone. And on its surface, to my surprise, there was something cold and metallic. I picked it up.

A camera. An old camera, the sort in use in the 70s, decades before the advent of digital photography. Shining the torch in the general area there was also a small black book. When I picked it up it appeared to be an old pocket diary. I could just make out the date 1980 in gold on the cover. Excitedly, I opened it up and there, sure enough, a few pages in were dates and handwriting, still legible after all these years. Unfortunately it was in a language I couldn’t understand, possibly German. Shining the torch around, I couldn’t see anything else. Whose diary could it be, I wondered? Despite my throbbing head, I felt the stirrings of excitement as I put the diary in my pocket and picked up the camera, then aimed the feeble torch beam towards the stairs.

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Does Jack Lockwood really exist?

3 Apr

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I’ve been trying to sell my two books on kindle: Rock’n’Roll Suicide and Doppelganger, the first two in the Jack Lockwood Mystery series.  I haven’t a clue how many books other people sell, but I sell hardly any.

A while ago I read a post saying that it was wise to price at 99c (77p) and, by doing this, more people would buy your book, even though a minimal price would hardly seem important.  He said it’s a psychological thing.  So that’s where I fixed my price.

I think he may be right.

About a month ago (I think) I put prices for both up to $1.99 (£1.37).  Since then I have sold two books.  Everyone seems to say that times are hard, and very few books sold, but I do feel that maybe if I hadn’t put the price up I might have sold more.  But who really knows, I haven’t the faintest idea, all you can do is try things and see what happens.

Rather like my idea the Jack Lockwood Diaries, of short stories on my blog, the idea being to entice people to read about Jack Lockwood and decide to buy one of the books.  A few people are following the JL Diaries blog, but not very many.  Yet you can Google Jack Lockwood Diaries, and there are several entries, almost as if I’ve breathed life into him.

That was my idea: to create a living breathing Jack Lockwood, who lives in a village in Kent and solves problems and has adventures, yet remains a likeable, yet lonely soul, searching for happiness and struggling to survive against the odds.  Someone who people wanted to read about.  I think it probably all takes time, maybe it’s just a question of plugging on and hoping.  After all, it’s better to have your books out there and some people reading them and giving them good reviews than just constantly be rejected by publishers and agents.

Kevin Ashman and Gail (@JenniOrbell) told me about Feed-a-read, who publish your book as a paperback free, as a print on demand, so people pay for it and you get a percentage.  It’s worth considering.  On the other hand I hate doing talks and trying to physically sell books (couldn’t do it), and who on earth is going to pay about £8 for a book by an unknown author?  Worse, if they paid as much as that and didn’t like it, would they doubly resent it and post a horrible review?

And reviews are another thing.  For Rock’n’Roll Suicide on amazon.uk I’ve got 16, 5* reviews, one 4* and one 2*.  So in their wisdom they’ve put one of the 5* and the awful 2* one right at the top, so the first thing anyone sees is “!!!!!This was a very childish novel!!!!!I didn’t like it!!!!!”  The most absurd and ridiculous review imaginable, yet there it is, for all to see, and it’s obviously putting people off.  I would very much like to take the 77p that she paid for the book and shove the coins down her throat as far as they would go.

And I got one proofreading job from a publisher, and was delighted so dropped everything to do it, as I really need the money.  And I’m happy to have now got two copy editing jobs from the same publisher, and feel really lucky (having applied to about 30 publishers months ago and heard nothing).  And I am stuck into these, with the result that I haven’t been RTing friends who have helped me on twitter, and some of them have been RTing me, so I feel really guilty about not returning the favour.  All I can do is make a big effort when I’ve finished (plus hope this nice publisher gives me more work).

When you realise how some people without a job or income at rock bottom are struggling, and being pushed further into poverty by the latest cruel cuts to housing benefit and so on, you realise how lucky you are to have any kind of an income at all.

Think I’ll probably cut the price again, and do another free promo.  But what happens if I then get another person who has read a free copy, does a nasty review and that gets put right up at the top of the page!

If that was to happen, there would be no 77p to shove down their throat.

See my website for all details of everything http://www.geoffreydavidwest.com

Guest Blog – Martin Goss

22 Mar

My good friend Martin Goss is a poet, writer, teacher and saxophonist, and he often reads his poems and stories at clubs and poetry circles. He is considering starting his own blog, but as a ‘dry run’ he wanted me to publish his remarkable new take on an old tale, Rumplestiltskin, whose mid Atlantic slant may well appeal to my US friends.

So here is the story of Rumplestiltskin, and if you’d like to make any comments, Martin’s email address is mjgoss@blueyonder.co.uk

Rumplestiltskin

Personally, I think historians gave Rumplestiltskin a bum deal. After all, it was the girl’s father who got her into trouble, making those wild assertions about her spinning abilities. Turn straw into gold indeed, whoever heard of such a thing? So the king locks her in the tower, threatening execution if she don’t deliver the goods. Lets face it, without Rumplestiltskin she was in trouble big time. That king was monstrous, a madman whose piles always made him sour. And to cap it all, she then marries the guy. A typical dumb broad, that girl, no understanding of the male psyche. She thought she could change him into a kinder, more understanding king, but no chance. The guy was a fruitcake, chopping off heads whenever it suited him, which was way too often.

Of course, I’m not saying Rumplestiltskin was a great guy or anything, he had his faults I know. But he had his problems. Being a dwarf ain’t easy. From a kid he’d been teased about his diminished stature. That giant who lived in Beanstalkville used to pick little Rumplestiltskin up and dangle him upside down until he told his name.

“Come on, tell us your name, little man,” he’d boom. Little Rumple would squirm and wriggle, and all his blood would go to the end of his little elfin ears.

“Shan’t, shan’t,” he’d scream back, but he always did. Dangling little Rumple upside down was one of the few things that kept that giant entertained; he had no conversation.

Rumplestiltskin hated his name, wouldn’t let anyone know it. When it came to the school register and his name was called out, he’d just sit there, lips pressed together like Snow White’s thighs at graduation ball. Though she certainly changed later, it was her that hooked Dopey on crack, but that’s another story.

Anyway, when Rumple went back that last night to help the dame, she had nothing left to give in exchange for his technical wizardry. She’d given him some cheap trinkets on nights one and two, but now her largesse was exhausted. She had nothing left to give but herself, so to speak. And that’s the bit that gets left out of the official version.

Anyway, you all know what happens. It was in all the papers.

“If you become queen, the first born is mine,” he says, and spins her some more gold out of straw. Loads of the stuff, like it was going out of fashion. That’s one thing you got to say about old Rumple; he could spin gold like a master. But he had no intelligence when it came to the futures market. If he’d bought bonds, he could have cashed in. With all that gold around, the bottom would have dropped out the market. All the smart money would have hit the bond market like a tornado. There was no alternative after the crash in the gingerbread house market, what with wolves blowing them down and those three pigs and their jerry building. But like I say, Rumplestiltskin was a born loser.

So anyway, the dame has her baby and Rumple goes along to collect, and she gets all weepy. I can understand her point of view, mind. A bearded midget with insanitary habits

would not be my choice of a foster parent either, but a contract is a contract. Personally I have my doubts as to whether any court would have ruled in Rumple’s favour, but it never came to that. Rumplestiltskin had a heart of gold, which is where his great power came from, and he was moved by the lady’s tears. Mind you, the get out clause was a tough one.

“Guess my name in three days and you keep the baby.”

And that’s another thing, what the hell did Rumple want a baby for? Perhaps he was lonely, wanted another little person to play with, someone his own height. Who knows? Certainly he’d be no good changing nappies, it was quite obvious that frequent changing into clean underwear was not a priority with him.

Anyway, we all know what happened. The birds hear him singing that silly song about his name, and for a small payoff in birdseed they divulge the information to the royal messenger. Personally I think the bird’s sold the information too cheap, but that’s birds for you, cheap.

When, after a little momentary teasing, the queen gives with his name, Rumplestiltskin loses the plot entirely. Stamps his foot into the floor so hard, he has to pull his leg off to move, and poofff he disappears into nothingness. That was another thing about Rumple, he needed help with his anger management. But that’s how he was, leaving the dame with this rather unattractive leg bleeding profusely over her carpet.

And that was that, except for one thing. That baby was always very small, no bigger than table top height even fully grown, and his personal hygiene always left a lot to be desired. So maybe Rumplestilskin spun more than gold that final night.

The Liebster Blog Award

18 Mar

page27-1001-thumb page14-1009-thumbI’ve been asked by my friend the lovely Terry Tyler, to do this Liebster Blog.  Here is the description, copied from Terry’s site:

The purpose of the Liebster Blog Award is to recognise blogs with fewer than 200 followers that deserve a look.  My job is to list 11 random facts about me, answer the 11 questions Terry has set me, then to nominate 11 new bloggers, who should bask in the Liebster glow – which means doing the same as I am doing here! i.e. post a blog linking back here, with 11 random facts about you, answer my 11 questions and nominate 11 new bloggers (and think of 11 questions to ask them).

Terry I am taking you up on your offer of just doing it, and not nominating 11 others, hope that’s all right.

11 Random facts about me

1.  I used to write about DIY and building for magazines and newspapers, was on the experts’ panel of Period Living, and have written books about architectural salvage and major house repairs.  And I enjoy building and practical work and have built extensions onto houses and have learnt about practical building and plumbing. Trouble is I have only practical experience of building, and no formal qualifications in building or architecture at all, simply got my facts from experts.  I always secretly felt like a bit of a fraud, as if I would one day be ‘found out’.

2.  I love castles and stately homes, the more historical the better.  If I had limitless money I’d buy an abandoned castle and renovate it with a modern interior – however since it would be listed this probably wouldn’t be allowed, so as well as being incredibly expensive, it wouldn’t be practical either.  I do love history and would enjoy stepping back in time.

3.  Cooking is something I avoid doing if I can.  Why people rave on about food, its flavours and appearance is a mystery to me, and the TV Food programmes seem absurd to me too – especially when they try to build in tension, and you’re supposed to be excited about whether someone will make  a meringue in time, or whether some jumped up poser passes a favourable judgement.

4.  My great grandfather was a police superintendent in Lincolnshire in the 1880s, and his picture, with large side-whiskers and uniform, takes pride of place in my office at home.  He abandoned his wife and children and went to live in America after some kind of scandal.  As a result he has been condemned by older family members, but I feel there must have been extenuating circumstances, and discovering what he did in America, and why he left, is a mystery I’ve been trying to solve for years.  His name was Veitch, allegedly originally De Veci, descended from two Norman Knights who came over with the conqueror.  But since there are many Veitches in Scotland, the Norman heritage may be spurious.

5.  I hate appointments, avoid them like the plague, and tend to be late for things. I am generally hopeless at judging how long things take to do.

6.  I’ve done lots of different jobs:  made dolls houses, started a marriage bureau, tried to write romance stories for Mills and Boon, worked as a builder, for the inland revenue  (an awful period), taught leatherwork etc. etc., all of which were dead ends and failures.  I started writing in the 1980s when I was lucky enough to get scripts for photo story scripts for Jackie and Blue Jeans magazines accepted.

7.  I hated school, and as a child always thought reading and writing and learning wasn’t work, ‘work’ was actually physically doing things, like hammering nails in wood or repairing things.  I’ve always been good with my hands, but never been keen on learning things from books.

8.  I had a very nice mother, who died 13 years ago, who always encouraged me in anything I wanted to do, even though I failed at so many jobs.   She was a writer, and without her guidance, I very much doubt if I would ever have thought of writing for a living.

9.  I like listening to people talk about themselves: as a child I was enthralled by old men chatting about the first world war, or hardships in their lives, and when I taught leatherwork, I had a class of lovely old ladies who all remembered the blitz in London in the second world war, and what times were like then.

10.  I’m generally an optimist and like to get on and do things, rather than talk about doing them.  When tackling a new job I never envisage the entire thing, just take it chunk by chunk, understanding and learning what to do as I go.

11.  I often see someone walking along the street or sitting in a car and wonder, what’s your life like?  What job do you do?  Are you happy at home?  It’s always nice to chat to a stranger, especially if they’re nice enough to tell you about themselves, doubly so if they come from another country or culture, and you enter into their world for a few minutes.

The 11 questions that Terry has asked me to answer:

What’s your favourite flavour of crisps?

Haven’t eaten crisps for years and years.  But I used to like smoky bacon – and cheese and onion.

How many of other people’s blog posts to you read per day, on average? 

Only a couple I’m afraid.  I really should read more.

If you weren’t promoting your book, would you still use Twitter/ Facebook so much?  If not, how much would you? 

I’m afraid I hardly used Facebook at all, and if I wasn’t promoting my book I wouldn’t do much on Twitter.  That sounds terrible, I know, but social media isn’t may natural forte.

Do you smoke?  If not, did you ever? 

Not really.  I smoked at school for about two evenings, as a kind of dare, then in my twenties I smoked a pipe for a week or two because I liked the smell of Clan tobacco.  But I never really smoked much, what a relief, would hate to have to spend money on cigs – like setting fire to £5 notes – and I haven’t got the worry of trying to give up to avoid the health risks.

When a doctor asks you how much you drink, do you lie? 

No, I don’t drink much at all.  When I go out, I usually drive, so can’t drink then, and wouldn’t want to fiddle about judging how much is safe, just either drink or drive never both.  Besides, drinking doesn’t really interest me, I just tend to fall asleep, and I resent paying for alcohol, it seems an utter waste.

What is your star sign:  Do you know the typical characteristics of that sing, and if so, which ones apply to you? 

I’m Taurus, the bull.  Obstinate, practical and determined.  Unfortunately also stubborn: once I’ve started something I hate to give up, even when I should.  But I’m not really into star signs, though it is extraordinary how often people seem to fall into the category of the sign they are born under.

Do you remember you first blog post?  What was it about? 

Yes, it wasn’t long ago.  About the experience of publishing a book on kindle and trying to publicize it on twitter, and the morals of whether it should be free.

Imagine you have to give up these 4 things for a month:  Alcohol, writing, listening to music, television.  Starting with the one you would find the easiest to give up, in what order would you fine them the easiest to do without? 

Alcohol – happy to give it up, hate paying for it, loathe queuing for ages in a pub, just for the privilege of handing over a lot of money for some tiny amount of liquid.

Listening to music – I go for a long time between listening to music, and generally use it as a background if I’m doing a manual job, say.  Though I used to like country music a lot.

Writing – writing is hard work, to have a month’s break would be a bit of time off.

Television – it’s a way of switching off and not thinking hard, so this is the thing I would least like to give up for a month.

Thankfully you’ve not included reading, I would hate to give up reading for a month.

What comedies; do you like on TV?

Mostly the older stuff:  Ken Dodd, Tommy Cooper, Eric Sykes, Fawlty Towers, Les Dawson – yes I know most of them are now dead!  And recently Mrs Brown’s Boys, which I discovered by accident.  I absolutely loathe practically all stand-up comedy.  To me it simply is not funny, usually rather desperate, pathetic and irritating: I heartily wish that all stand up comedians would sit down.  Having said that, I do very much like Jack Dee.

Do you watch soap operas?  If so which is your favourite? 

Used to watch Eastenders, but haven’t for about 10 years now.  Tried Emmerdale, but somehow I can’t get to grips with any of the characters, but I do love the stonework on the buildings, magnificent grey stonework and nice pointing, almost as impressive as the pointing on the stone buildings in Last of the Summer Wine.  The only one I watch is Coronation Street, because I like many of the characters.  Though I must admit, I enjoy it most when there’s violence and murder  and deaths, cannot do with the child/baby oriented story lines.

My blog posts

Just a couple:  this one, which I haven’t posted on much recently, this is the first for fortnight or so.  And The JACK LOCKWOOD DAIRIES  http://www.jacklockwood.wordpress.com , which are short stories about my hero, Jack Lockwood, who is the protagonist of my two novels, Rock’n’Roll Suicide (http://amzn.to/WuntY6 ), and Doppelganger (http://amzn.to/WjrBxe).

Feeling guilty, selling too cheap?

27 Feb

I got into a bit of a muddle with wordpress earlier on, all my own fault.  My idea to start the jack Lockwood Diaries, a weekly blog of short stories went wrong to begin with, as I put it on the same blog as this, my own general writing oriented blog, thereby muddling everything up.  Now Jack has his own blog, The Jack Lockwood Dairies, http://bit.ly/Ypjy0h but going straight to it is complicated for me, I must sort things out better. A friend suggested giving my character Jack Lockwood his own twitter account, and I’m sure this is a good idea.  But the ramifications of new email address and fiddling about is more than I want to o bother with right now. And I’ve been tied up with other urgent things, meaning that my usual RT sessions have been halted for about 5 days., and I feel terribly guilty at the kind people who have RT my own two books and the jack Lockwood Dairies.  Especially when I got keen and managed to fit in another story, yesterday, The Fake Pearl Earring. Does anyone think it’s a good idea writing short stories about the key character in my Jack Lockwood mystery series?  The idea is that everyone’s short of time, they might happen upon the blog. Glance at it and maybe read the latest story, then see that the same character features in two full length novels.  I’d almost like to start a debate:  ‘Does Jack Lockwood really exist?’  but I think that’s stretching credulity a little too far, and while there’s a Sherlock Homes Society that’s dedicated to proving the great sleuth was an actual person, I doubt that JL will ever gather enough fans to garner the same manic support. And selling each novel for 77p.  Is that a mistake?  Should I charge more I wonder?  Who knows?I have another email account to which all the bits and pieces that happened on twitter gets sent an email each time, and right now, there must be about 300 unread emails, all with info I imagine I’ve already got on the Connections button on twitter.  But am I ignoring someone who’s writing to them?  How do I repay the people who’ve RT me when I’ve simply ignored them because I;, not there?  Guilt again.I’ve read two great books, Mulligan’s Reach, by @JennieOrbell, http://amzn.to/YzPw88 as well as Two short Stories by @H E Joyce http://amzn.to/YzPMnA , and have reviewed both.  But you can read a book while you eat or rest for a tea break. The only cure for guilt is to do something about it. However I have to rush out now and sort something out. Do other people feel guilty a lot of the time?

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